Post-Voldemort. Harry discovers a shocking secret about the Wizarding World…
On his 11th birthday Harry learns that not only is he a wizard, someone has made a video game of his life.
Harry, still coming to terms with the reality of his destiny, and only just beginning to understand his greatest foe finds himself the unintended recipient of a magical bond between himself and one Gabrielle Delacour.
An epic AU story beginning in the middle of sixth year, follows harry as one dramatic event leads him down a spiral path of debauchery, as Gabrielle acts as a catalyst of sorts, changing the flow of events, and causing Harry and his friends to discover knowledge about magic they could never have anticipated, and perhaps something that will change the course of history forever.
Harry is whisked away to Gringotts and he finds out he is adopted by Sirius. He likes that, but as the last Black, he inherits the Black fortune. He discovers that something like arranged marriages and slaves exist! Then he gets the Potter’s heritage, then the Gryffindor heritage, then the Bones, then the Malfoy’s and it continues like this for a while. Then he becomes Lord, Baron, headmaster of Hogwarts, and then he leads the Order of Phoenix, and the story continues for a while like that.
Things have changed. Harry Potter is no longer the docile boy that we know. Constraints are freed as a young demon indulges his bloodlust. This is extremely graphic and violent, so take caution!
Harry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun.
Starts 4th year. Harry Potter wasn’t what you would call normal. He was a hacker. But since the magical world was so far behind the muggles. While there, he didn’t hack computers. He hacked magic.
Harry gets laid by three hot chasers when Angelina schedules a ‘extra Quidditch practice’ with only the seeker and chasers. These wicked girls certainly do plan to ride a broomstick…
Teddy Lupin might be Remus’ son, but he took more after Sirius. The new Ladies Man of Hogwarts is on the prowl, and has some fun at the expense of the Potter family.
During the Tri-wizard tournament, every boy and some of the girls in Hogwarts want to sleep with Fleur. Harry just wants it more than most. Enough to turn to dark magic to help him.
How can a planned night of fun turn into something so different so quickly and change Harry’s life forever?
What if there was more to the Horcrux than anyone suspected, and Harry were influenced by it?
Naruto is given a scroll containing the secrets of making women fall for him, a scroll he uses at first on the women around him but soon on the shinobi world as a whole, giving birth to the Ero-ninja.
Harry realizes that he is a Nephilim, a type of dark angel that gets its power from sex. His Nephilim powers have not matured and grown over the years because he has not had sex, so what does sixteen year old Harry Potter do?
Harry reaches a conclusion: He needs to control his fate, to seize the power to stop Voldemort and to prevent what happened to Sirius to happen to anyone else. No matter what the price.
Take one Harry Potter. Add eleven half-blood and Muggleborn girls. Mix well in one new Hogwarts house. Stir with lots of friends and enemies. Half bake. Serves seven billion.
The soul in Harry’s head ends out giving him ideas of a decidedly perverse nature after the events in the Chamber of Secrets
Not the lemon drops that Dumbledore favors, that’s for sure. Fair warning, read the author’s note in the first chapter.
Harry and Hermione meet Luna on the train prior to the fifth year.
At the apparent ‘wedding’ of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour secrets are revealed, relationships exposed, and wars ended. What’s left to do but sit back and watch the fireworks.