Team Harmony vs. Team Romione

A story between whatweareafraidof and Rihaan (myself), as we yell at each other about fictional characters, not about the amazing magical environment that they’re in, but about their relationships.Harmony (Harry/Hermione) vsRomione (Ron/Hermione). Why is Ron bashed so much in stories? Why can’t he be treated like the honourable friend he is(n’t)? Let’s find out.

My Immortal

My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times “Enoby”), it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes.

Written by super-tard Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal was originally posted to FanFiction.Net sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by the FF.Net staff after causing a severe drop in the site’s collective IQ. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that it’s real, insisting that Tara was only trolling and that the story is really a parody.

Regardless of the author’s intent, My Immortal remains one of the most cringe-worthy, unintentionally hilarious, so-bad-it’s-good pieces of literature the internets have ever shat out.

Severus Snape’s Severe Psychological Spanking

Severus Snape is a bad teacher. McGonagall takes notice. Severus needs to be punish- okay, wait, that sounds WAY too dirty! I’ll give you a summary – Snape has horrible teaching methods, and McGonagall embarrasses him verbally. There were no paddles, no pale butts, no aging hands in motion. Just talking. Damn. Now the whole story sounds boring. Ugh, just read please.

Choices, Choices

They say the best time for self-reflection is when you’re with your best friend, doing your favorite things. Max Caulfield – every single one of them – would disagree. A Life is Strange fluff fic with a little bit of everything, and I mean that. – A Multi-Max Theory fic.

Happy Holidays, Everyone. ~ Rihaan Shimomura

Choice of a Dark Prince

What if lord Voldemort gave Harry the choice to join him again during the graveyard incident, in Harry’s fourth year? What would’ve happened? What could’ve happened? This story explores the countless possibilities during a situation in which Harry says “Yes”. How will Harry’s choice change and reshape the wizarding world? what will the light side do once they find out that their golden boy isn’t golden anymore? For the answers to these questions and others read on…