Harry and Harley

As he stared into the eyes of a grinning, insane, albeit very attractive jester, hoisting a comically intimidating mallet across her shoulders, he realized that he wasn't in the Department of Mysteries, or even London, anymore. But he didn't care.

Harry checks into the madhouse, and makes himself at home.

Victoire and Uncle Krampus

Uncle Harry always dresses up as Krampus during Christmas at The Burrow to chase around the younger kids, but now all grown up, Victoire finds herself on the receiving end of a different kind of punishment from her Uncle “Krampus” upon discovery of what Harry is doing to the other women of the Weasley family upstairs while nobody’s watching.

Natural Selection

Ellen Chambers is about to discover that there’s something different about her son, Alex. Something that makes him an extremely special boy. This discovery will change their relationship in ways they never imagined and can never undo.

Unbeknownst to both of them, Alex’s special traits are not entirely unique, but rather part of a larger pattern that will slowly become clear to them as they embark on a journey of familial love, scientific discovery, and pure unadulterated debauchery.

Fresh Meat for Those Buns

When Laura, a tried and frustrated Wendy’s employee, mentioned on twitter how she likes Hardee’s more, she didn’t expect to receive a response from the official Wendy’s account, or for the flurry of pictures that follow of Wendy fucking Laura’s long-time girlfriend, but Wendy doesn’t just want to steal Laura’s girl; she wants to give her an acquired taste for Wendy’s fresh, never-frozen meat.