Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem

Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. After all the turmoil at Hogwarts, Lily Potter and Hermione decide to complete senior year at the Salem Institute for Witches in America—where Lily finds herself to be the object of very many girlcrushes.

Fresh Meat for Those Buns

When Laura, a tried and frustrated Wendy’s employee, mentioned on twitter how she likes Hardee’s more, she didn’t expect to receive a response from the official Wendy’s account, or for the flurry of pictures that follow of Wendy fucking Laura’s long-time girlfriend, but Wendy doesn’t just want to steal Laura’s girl; she wants to give her an acquired taste for Wendy’s fresh, never-frozen meat.