Amalgum – Lockhart’s Folly

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he’ll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry’s soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

Not Forgotten

Regina had asked for a glass of water while he explained it to her. Now, she ran her finger over the rim of the glass. “Car accident. Brain damage. Amnesia. We’ve had this conversation five times already, over the course of the last year. My treatment requires me to stay inside my own house. Otherwise, I could become confused and wander off. Like a stray dog.”

Searching For The Power

When Hermione finds out that Love may be the ‘Power He Knows Not’ she resolves to do whatever it takes to help him find it.

Don’t Question My Evil Persona

Written for Act of True Love day of Swan Queen Week. Regina and Emma break the Dark One curse a little too early, and they’re left with no choice but to have Emma pretend that she’s still the universe’s most fearsome ultimate darkness.

Emma really, really isn’t cut out for this.

(Also contains: a whole lot of broken curses, weaponized femininity, overdue library books, a trip to Hot Topic, and a fucking robin.)

Wedding Crasher

“You hire me to be the worst date possible to your sister’s wedding to aggravate your mother and keep her from meddling in your love life” AU

“My sister, Zelena,” she spits out the name like it’s poison, “Is getting married this weekend in California. My mother is potentially the biggest pain in the ass when it comes to who I take in as lovers. I need someone who will aggravate her to no end and keep her from meddling in the future.”

Emma blinks. “Why me?”

“My mother hates blondes.”

“Oh,” Emma says slowly, and god. She gets the feeling she’s signed herself up for one fucked up family reunion. “Cool.”