The first set of Kimclones dissolved in soda. The new generation is much more interesting.
Welcome to a
Rick Chad Castle triple feature.
In our first exciting tale our illustrious author and his lovely ladies are hot on the trail of a murderer.
Our second tale involves a spurned MILF looking for someone who can help her with her marital woes.
The final tale takes our intrepid author across the pond on a three day book tour in the company of a ravishingly beautiful super model.
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell… COMPLETE.
Dark, antisocial, independent, Ravenclaw Harry discovers magic at the age of 8. He learns some wandless magic, learns that he is groomed to be a weapon and at the age of 9, he leaves his home. Harry/Su Li for now; some Yuri later. Read more inside.
18’s life as a pampered trophy wife is disrupted by an african-american gentleman. Will she manage this disruption like every other married 2d Japanese female cartoon character, or will she manage to avoid developing a dangerous addiction to interracial breeding? I’m just fucking with you; of course she won’t.
Emma’s never been one who particularly enjoys her birthday, but then, she’s also never celebrated it with Regina before.
For some reason, none of the men in the castle have been interested in fucking Princess Zelda. What could possibly be the reason? Well…mostly, they’re just waaaaaay too tired from constantly gangbanging that buttslut of a champion of hers.
“Are you actually playing gay chicken with me right now like we’re fucking football douchebros?” Victoria asks.
“Mmmhm. And you’re gonna deal with it.”
*Max and Victoria are drunk and hanging out in the dorms again, and things go a bit far.
Regina decides to make amends after upsetting the Savior. What she doesn’t realise is that in doing so, she finds the key to Emma’s heart – food. Takes place after they return from Neverland.
Following three days of steadfast avoidance, Emma finally summoned the courage to face Regina after the catastrophe that took place in the diner when she returned from the past.
Luna, in a fit of inspiration, decides to help out a friend at his most vulnerable, but definitely not in a way that you would expect. Because she’s Luna. And he’s awkward. It’s for the best.
Ron’s comical ignorance leads to a not so comical situation in Harry’s bedroom.
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione’s new powers do to alter Harry’s fourth year? Warning- there’s Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don’t read.
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course…
A secret list in the girls’ bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry’s name.
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he’ll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry’s soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Fresh out of the Auror training program, Harry Potter is more than ready to start his new life working for the DMLE. On his first day of duty, he is determined to make a good first impression.
What to get Emma Swan for her birthday: Clothes? Chocolates? A truth spell cast on her arch-nemesis?