My Immortal

My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times “Enoby”), it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes.

Written by super-tard Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal was originally posted to FanFiction.Net sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by the FF.Net staff after causing a severe drop in the site’s collective IQ. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that it’s real, insisting that Tara was only trolling and that the story is really a parody.

Regardless of the author’s intent, My Immortal remains one of the most cringe-worthy, unintentionally hilarious, so-bad-it’s-good pieces of literature the internets have ever shat out.

Severus Snape’s Severe Psychological Spanking

Severus Snape is a bad teacher. McGonagall takes notice. Severus needs to be punish- okay, wait, that sounds WAY too dirty! I’ll give you a summary – Snape has horrible teaching methods, and McGonagall embarrasses him verbally. There were no paddles, no pale butts, no aging hands in motion. Just talking. Damn. Now the whole story sounds boring. Ugh, just read please.

Choices, Choices

They say the best time for self-reflection is when you’re with your best friend, doing your favorite things. Max Caulfield – every single one of them – would disagree. A Life is Strange fluff fic with a little bit of everything, and I mean that. – A Multi-Max Theory fic.

Happy Holidays, Everyone. ~ Rihaan Shimomura

Harry Potter and the Sun Source

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with the savior of the Wizarding World that fateful night. Further, what if Dumbledore hadn’t managed to find Harry again until the summer of 1996 and then had to convince a very different 16 year old Harry to attend Hogwarts?

Prescription for murder

Welcome to a Rick Chad Castle triple feature.
In our first exciting tale our illustrious author and his lovely ladies are hot on the trail of a murderer.
Our second tale involves a spurned MILF looking for someone who can help her with her marital woes.
The final tale takes our intrepid author across the pond on a three day book tour in the company of a ravishingly beautiful super model.

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell… COMPLETE.