It’s awkward meeting your clone when your close is a cute girl version of you, and Peter has no idea what to say to Jessica now that things have calmed down, except for the one big, really guilty thing about fucking your clone he wants to pretend he’s better than. He’s not.
Alexis Castle has the house to herself, so she gets up to some naughty fun. In Chapter 2, Beckett drops by.
Following the poor public reception of the Ghostbusters and subsequent failures, the actress behind the zaniest, most distinctive character in the film attempts to save face by signing on to do another film with a different kind of busting.
Even in the wizarding world, it is very rare for a hormone addled teenager to have access to a Time-Turner. All self-cest, and a balance of lesbian fun, including something rather dirty.
Judy is frustratingly horny after Nick leaves for his police academy training, so she spends an evening trying to get some measure of satisfaction which isn’t made easier by her neighbours’ comments.
Wii Fit Trainer vigorously masturbates on the Demo selection for the new SSB. To save game memory, her lines were simply ripped from the commercial she did, but they're somewhat… corrupted.
with Sarah Palin
With Miley Cyrus
Tonks has a naughty desire for her aunt she must indulge on her own.
On a summer day at her parent’s house, Hermione finds herself researching something completely unexpected.
Lavender had obviously been lying.
Freddie’s obsession over Carly is reflected in his daytime fantasies.
During the trio’s stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You’ll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.