My Immortal

My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times “Enoby”), it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes.

Written by super-tard Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal was originally posted to FanFiction.Net sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by the FF.Net staff after causing a severe drop in the site’s collective IQ. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that it’s real, insisting that Tara was only trolling and that the story is really a parody.

Regardless of the author’s intent, My Immortal remains one of the most cringe-worthy, unintentionally hilarious, so-bad-it’s-good pieces of literature the internets have ever shat out.

The Story of Dan Everett

An average guy received powers to warp reality to his will. So he does what any horny guy would do. Use it to have sex with celebrities. He travels Hollywood and uses his power to fuck and humiliated many celebrities like Emma Stone and Ariana Grande.

Harry Potter and the Panty Swap

After Ginny gets outlawed for raping Hermione, she has to hold on to her last remaining friend Harry, who is taking as much advantage of her situation as possible, until Hermione and Luna face a comparable fate.

While trying to build themselves a normal life at Hogwarts again, they have to fight the hatred under which they have to suffer and Harry’s growing obsession with humiliating them.